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Wednesday, June 9, 2010

WOW WINE GAZETTE 6

Well Known "Art Dealer"Caught Not Cooking Chicken


Reports are percolating through the grapevine that photographic evidence has emerged of Ms C O Sullivan well known "Art Dealer" and Chicken Connoisseur caught cooking something other than chicken, at a secret location somewhere in Ireland.


Ms O Sullivan is rumoured to have to lived predominantly on chicken for the first 49 years of her life and it is only when eating out that she manages to diversify her diet and eat other foods.
When questioned about this Ms O Sullivan is quoted as saying" I am just too polite to insist on chicken when I am invited to other peoples houses so I just grin and bear having to eat other foods.
It is not that I don`t like cooking ,in fact I adore it but unfortunately, I have such a busy lifestyle running my International Company that, I sometimes have to let my friends do it .
The truth is that it just makes them so happy to cook for me that I don`t like to object!

Ms O Sullivan has long been the flag bearer of food standards in both Ireland and the USA and is credited with giving Michael Moore the idea for his Mc Donalds film "SUPER SIZE ME" when he overheard her now ground breaking question to a counter assistant in McDonalds "What is the least fattening thing on your menu"?

In terms of wine consumption she holds herself to the same high standards and has consistently drank Pinot Grigio for the last 31 years. She is considered one of the worlds leading authorities on this grape variety.Extensive research,into this very "complex" wine style and it`s service, has yielded several research papers. Her latest paper entitled " TapWater versus Bottled Water and their impact on the taste of Pinot Grigio"is considered even more groundbreaking that her controversial paper published in 2009 entitled "Pinot Grigio and its impact on liver function".She is currently working on a paper entitled ""That`s loads" ! Ah okay just a little bit more Pinot Grigio "which promises to be a revelation


Ms O Sullivan we salute you for your dedication!




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