Man Caught Red Boa`d Handed Drinking Bad Wine
As part of the WOW girls ongoing battle to save the world from bad wine they have appointed Detective Sergeant Louise Carpenter to head up a crack unit dedicated to stamping out the insidious practice of consuming crap wine. Detective Carpenter formerly fronted up the Head Shop investigation unit and brings with her a serious reputation for her undercover skills. During her tenure in that unit she is reputed to have infiltrated a complex labyrinth of these establishments successfully identifying the core hallucinogenics that were ultimately banned.
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She has brought the same dedication to her new role using her undercover skills to embed herself within several dodgy bars and clubs reputed to be selling the offensive liquid.She uses a blend of glamour coupled with brute force to convince unsuspecting patrons not to be lured into a life of bad wine.
"I know how easy it is to get sucked into this damaging lifestyle. It starts with a sip of a really nasty wine in a club and rather than refusing to drink it there is peer pressure to just get it down your neck. Life is too short to drink bad wine!", she is quoted as saying .
Her evangelical approach is already yielding results and she is frequently observed cautioning nite club patrons if they attempt to purchase crap wine. Failure to comply generally results in Detective Carpenter handcuffing the suspect to her wrist coupled with several stern words and the brandishing of her truncheon (pictured above).
To date the Detective has confined her investigation to handsome, single, unattached males between the age of 25 to35 and has stated that her ultimate objective is to exhaust every avenue in a bid to save these young men from themselves!
If you are aware of anyone who fits these parameters and who may need her help please send a full description, preferably with a flattering photo, to our confidential(!) blog and we will get the intrepid Detective Sergeant Carpenter on the Case.
If you are aware of anyone who fits these parameters and who may need her help please send a full description, preferably with a flattering photo, to our confidential(!) blog and we will get the intrepid Detective Sergeant Carpenter on the Case.
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